#2....That way you can see the giant cloud coming....
#3....Because you'll be living in this hole for the next 200 years and you don't want the walls to crush you.
#4....Newspaper must be like duct tape...it saves you in every situation.
#5....They mean the pregnant women, because now you have to repopulate the world.
#6....Because after a couple weeks, as we all know, rain will wash away all the harmful affects of the blast.
#7....They are the lucky ones.
#8....Take a number, because you'll be there soon.
FORGET IT.....Just do #1, because nothing else will work anyway....but thanks for the suggestions.