Here's a story of a....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

.....lovely lady....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪...who's hair was very wavy....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

Here's a story of a man named Dick....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪..... who decided to join the navy.

 ....Then one day when the lady met this fellow.....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪...And they knew it was much more than a hunch, that these two would somehow form a family.....♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪

....And that's the way we all become the Schlaefer Bunch! ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪