#10. White-Outs from wind and sand!
#9. The streets are flooded from rain, because we got 6 inches in 30 minutes and the ground is too hard to soak it up.
#8. School is delayed because of snow...no, it's only 1/4 inch, but they don't salt or sand the streets. They just wait until the sun melts it and that happens around 11 a.m.
#7. Kids learn very early to leave the rattle snakes, scorpians and centipedes alone.
#6. Do you know what xeriscaping is?
#5. Going for a walk in the open spaces could have you coming home with cacti needles in your leg, goat heads in your shoelaces and welts from fire ants on your ankles.
#4. People don't just assume that you eat green chile.
#3. You can touch your house and the neighbors house at the same time.
#2. When you get in a car accident you can almost be sure that the driver WILL NOT have car insurance.
#1. We have the weakest DWI laws in the country.