OREGON:
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
PENNSYLVANIA:
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
RHODE ISLAND:
Ropes may not be strung across a highway.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
SOUTH CAROLINA:
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
SOUTH DAKOTA:
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
TENNESSEE:
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
TEXAS:
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
UTAH:
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
VERMONT:
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
VIRGINIA:
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
WASHINGTON:
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
WEST VIRGINIA:
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, on a leash.
WISCONSIN:
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
WYOMING:
Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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