It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Ropes may not be strung across a highway.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, on a leash.
Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.