Saturday, June 27, 2009

CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE LAWS!?! PART 3

MICHIGAN:
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

MINNESOTA:
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.

MISSISSIPPI:
Exterior burglar bars which are viewable from the street are not allowed.
It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.

MISSOURI:
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

MONTANA:
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
The game of golf may not be played at night.

NEBRASKA:
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

NEVADA:
Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

NEW HAMPSHIRE:
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

NEW JERSEY:
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

NEW MEXICO:
Idiots may not vote.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.

NEW YORK:
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

NORTH CAROLINA:
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure.

NORTH DAKOTA:
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

OHIO:
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

OKLAHOMA:
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

2 comments:

Annie said...

I will have to notify the husband that he can no longer play folf at night in Montana.

Also, in New Mexico, do the enforce the idiots can't vote law? Seems it would be a great national law:) I'd be willing to ask questions at the polling places:)

Sara said...

LOL My favorite is the first that says Women can't cut their hair without their huband's permission. HA! My husband ACTUALLY believes this one!