All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
The English language is not to be spoken.
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.
It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Dogs may not molest cars.
Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.
Candy may not contain more than 1% of alcohol.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.