Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Hunting camels is prohibited.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
One may not whisper in church.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.