ALABAMA:
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
ALASKA:
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
ARIZONA:
Hunting camels is prohibited.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
ARKANSAS:
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
CALIFORNIA:
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
COLORADO:
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
CONNECTICUT:
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
DELAWARE:
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
One may not whisper in church.
FLORIDA:
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.
GEORGIA:
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
1 comment:
Lol lol lol. Tracey you crack me up!!!!! I sometimes wonder if some of the lawmakers were crazy too!!
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