Friday, May 22, 2009


A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

The woman replied, "I smoke ten cigars a day. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food....On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.


Anonymous said...

I shouldn't laugh, I know an instance where that is totally true. Oh well, hard living. There was once a very famous criminal in our town who was 28 or so, everytime her mugshot came up, I would pause the tv and make my kids look at her, if that doesn't keep them off drugs I don't know what will:)

M/J Granata said...

So funny! I needed that this morning! It is, in fact, sad that so many people still smoke and treat their bodies so badly. Have a great day, Tracey!