Friday, May 29, 2009

2008 CONTRACTOR AWARDS!

THE NOMINEES FOR THE 2008 CONTRACTOR AWARDS ARE....

BRINGING MEN CLOSER ANY WAY WE CAN!

STAIRWAY TO WHERE?

KEEPING WOMEN FROM GETTING TO THE REALLY EXPENSIVE STORES!

PERFECTION ISN'T POSSIBLE ANYWAY!

YOU CAN'T BREAK YOUR HIP IF YOU CAN'T FALL DOWN!

AND THE WINNER IS...........

THERE'S TOO MUCH POLLUTION TO SIT OUTSIDE ANYWAY!

5 comments:

M/J Granata said...

Tracey... that is so funny! You are always great at cheering me up with some of your posts! Hope you are doing well...
:)

Annie said...

Oh my, gov'ment contractors?

Frizzy said...

Yikes that last one is scary! That train is too close no matter if that patio was there or not. Great post today. Needed that laugh!

Debbie B said...

So funny! Thanks for sharing these.

Lana said...

Thanks for that laugh Tracey! I really needed that