"You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your mind, all your soul, and all your strength." Deuteronomy 6:5
Friday, September 2, 2011
GREAT JOKE
A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again, "Jesus is watching you." He turned around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said, "Yes." He asked the parrot his name, and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
I heard that one before but with the picture of the dog makes it even better. Thanks for the giggles.
OMG!!! That is hilarious!!! LOVED it, thanks for the laugh:)
Post a Comment