Thursday, January 28, 2010


Picture this... Christmas morning. The family is gathered around the Christmas tree. The looks of glee on the faces of your family as they pull a pooping Santa out of their stocking. These are the memories that last forever. Don't deny this magic moment to your family.

To serve hors d'oeuvres to your enemies or an EX.

All boys love a little target practice. Why not have some fun when you are sitting on the throne. Play the Doo Doo Dart Game!

You'll never drink again when you wake up next to The Severed Horse Head Pillow.

Every man's dream girl!

Bill Clinton Corkscrew could create pinot envy.

Not to be outdone by her husband, The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker will crack nuts with stainless steel teeth secured in between her upper legs.

Your mom will never visit your apartment unannounced again...The Road Kill Carpet.


Shannan said...

These are disturbingly funny. The nutcracker is killing me!!!

Connie said...

Dear Santa,

Please send me that Bill Clinton corkscrew.

Love, Connie