She must be related to my son's father (who has a Master's degree from Stanford, by the way). He told my mom once "I don't think I'm Josh's dad. I only had sex with her one time!" And his dad, who was a doctor, convinced him he wasn't my son's father because when he was born, he was covered in a white cheesy substance that you only see on premature babies (my son was born four weeks early). *rolling eyes*
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She must be related to my son's father (who has a Master's degree from Stanford, by the way). He told my mom once "I don't think I'm Josh's dad. I only had sex with her one time!" And his dad, who was a doctor, convinced him he wasn't my son's father because when he was born, he was covered in a white cheesy substance that you only see on premature babies (my son was born four weeks early). *rolling eyes*
shoot, she sure needs a lot of help!
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