The following pictures are fashion trends coming your way from Europe....get ready or you won't be "stylin" like me!
The first trend I want to pass on to you is for the ladies that have beautiful lips, but have blemishes on their forehead, have lost an ear or wear an eye patch. I think it may be good for attracting armadillos too.
The second trend, coming your way, is for women who are balding. It is now "totally in" to wear dead fowl on your head. This, of course, is a swan, which I hear Paris Hilton will be showing off soon, but for those on a budget, Target is going to be carrying pigeon head wear.
Finally, I want to share the newest trend in the area of makeup. You can use it to distract from other areas that may not be as appealing. This women is using it so that you'll ignore the mushroom growing out of her head.