ZOBMONDO

If you've never read this book, you have got to get it! I've had it for a couple years now and it is hysterical...a little gross and at times offensive...but hysterical. Now there is a game also. I've never played it, but I want it for Christmas, because if it's anything like the book, it should be HOURS OF FUN, with family.

Amazon says this, "Zobmondo!! takes the idea of parlor game questions to a new level of debate and lunacy. Based on the new Hasbro board game of the same name, it's a chunky book of 400 questions that range from the heinous to the nauseating to the downright disturbing, each a field-tested conversation starter-because no matter how strange or far-fetched, Zobmondo!! knows that choice provokes thinking, and thinking is fun."

Here is an example of the questions inside:

Oh wait...first the rule.....

1. Abstinence is strictly forbidden.
2. You can not say, "I won't choose," "Who cares?" or "I would rather die then choose."
3. You cannot change the questions. You are forced to choose.

Ok...here is your first question...

1. Would you rather...Chew on a wild rat's severed tail for a half hour or thoroughly brush your teeth with a toothbrush from a prison's community toothbrush bowl?

2. Would you rather...Have the CIA after you or the Mafia after you?

3. Would you rather...Get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose or inside your inner ear?

OK...NOW A WARNING...THOSE WERE SOME OF THE MILD QUESTIONS...IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DON'T READ ON....

4. Would you rather...Make your living by manufacturing sex toys or guns?

5. Would you rather...Wake up to find a roach sucking on your tear duct for moisture or find two rats having sex on your stomach?

6. Would you rather...Always pick your nose immediately before shaking hands or constantly have one hand, including your wrist down your pants?

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR CHOICES!!!